Thursday, February 24, 2005

Open letter to Stewart O'Nan


Theodore Samuel Williams Posted by Hello

For all of those who don't know, the Red Sox won the world series this year. You might have heard about it. Unless you live under a rock, or in New York...which is inherently the same thing. A book entitled "Faithful" was released shortly after the championship. It was written by Stephen King and Stewart O'Nan. It's a really boring read. Even for a diehard fan like me. For example, I don't need to relive every at-bat of every game. I was there. I saw them too. I most certainly don't need to have 1 of the 4 men (My father, Miles Davis, Ted Williams, Jackie Robinson in case you were wondering) pulled from grace. I wrote this letter to Stewart O'Nan. I could really care less what he thinks of me. I just wanted him to know what Ted Williams meant to me.

Mr. O'Nan,
First of all, congratulations. Your book "Faithful" has topped the best sellers list all over New England. I find it to be childlike fun and gleeful at best. A little self-serving and boring at its worst. What the hell do I know though? I'm just a diehard fan like you. What a year, huh? What a year.
That being said, I have a major bone to pick with you about your snippet on the Ted Williams statue that stands outside of Fenway Park. Let me first say that Ted Williams is a personal hero of mine, so I might be a little punchy about the subject. I refer you to page 57:
It's uninspired and uninspiring, a tall man stooping to set his oversized cap on a little bronze kid's head. It's not that Ted didn't love kids (his work with the Jimmy Fund is a great legacy), it's just that I expected something more dynamic for the greatest hitter that ever lived...This Williams is static and dull and carries none of the kid's personality. He could be any Norman Rockwell shmoo making nice with the little tyke. page 57 of FAITHFUL (Stewart O'Nan/Stephen King)
I am sickened by these comments. I happen to completely disagree with you. When I saw the statue for the first time I was moved to tears. Have you read anything of William's life? If you haven't I recommend you start with "Hitter". You're a writer and a life long Sox fan, you must have read it. Right? I assume that you know all about his time as a fighter pilot in both WW2 and Korea. You know that he was shot down in Korea, barely escaping with his life. You must know of his dedication to his own children. Granted, he might have had trouble in the beginning but he soon made himself into the man that we all read about. You mention his work with the Jimmy Fund. You know of his greatness as a hitter and icon in Boston sports. You know of his famous speech at his Hall of Fame induction where he pleaded the members of Baseball's hierarchy to right the wrong of Shoeless Joe Jackson and more importantly for his yearning to have them induct the many players from the Negro Leagues who had long been overlooked by the Hall. He was the first to make that public call, in 1960. Well before the civil rights movement. You know of his deep passion for fishing. You know of his volatile relationship with the press. You know that he never tipped his cap to the fans, you might also know that he spit at them during one game. You know that he deeply regreted this for the rest of his life. Justifing it by saying that it was the press that he disliked and not the fans. You saw him honored at the 1999 All-star game at Fenway. You saw him wipe the tears from his eyes. You know that he thought that Willie Mays was the greatest player to ever play the game. Let me tell you a few things that you might not have known.
He had a dog late in life. Here's a personal note about that from Ted himself.
...Slugger, my dalmation, my friend. He's gone now. We tried our damnedest to keep him around, gave him the best food, tried everything. But it was finally his time. It hurts like hell to think of him. God, I miss that little fellow.
He had a dear friend named Tricia Miranti. She'd been in a wheelchair from age 5. They met when he started doing rehab for his second stroke in 1994.
...We've made some progress together, shared some laughs, had some good times. I'm glad I've had the chance to get to know her. A terrific person. A fighter. She's in college now. I'm proud of that, proud of her.
Most importantly, in 1999 Ted had a reunion with Einer Gustafson. The original "Jimmy" in the Jimmy Fund.
...There's been alot of Jimmys since. I wish none of them ever had to be Jimmys, dammit, but I'm glad we've done what we could to help. Geez, I wish we could have done more!
I hope you can understand why I feel you're out of line with your comments about that statue. I find it to be private and stunning. Strong and willing. A picture perfect moment of American silence. Speaking the loudest of words and emotions with the simplest of offerings. I see ALL of Ted Williams in that statue. I wish you did. I wish you weren't so caught up in basehits. You might be able to see a whole lot more in life.
Regards,
Mark Schwaber

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

www.neverheardofthem.com


photo by Henning Ohlenbusch Posted by Hello

I did it. Well, almost. I downloaded free pro tools today. Bought a microphone preamp off of ebay and just need one more mic cable to have a 8 track demo studio on Jen's laptop at our house. I can finally make demos at home. It's been so hard writing music without a recorder. I had to teach Jen a piano part to one of my new songs just so I could hear what it sounded like outside of my head. A large amount of thanks goes to Karl Ourand www.bark-media.com for steering me in the right direction with this stuff. Karl has a massive knowledge of all things recording. I appreciate him sitting through my questions like "How do I plug a microphone into a computer?" and "What the hell does preamp mean anyway?". I have 8 or so songs that are done for my next record. I'll even give you guys a sneak peek soon too. My good friend, J Johnson (National Carpet) has started a great new website www.neverheardofthem.com . This will be THE place to hear new bands from all over the country. He's already got a ton of great bands from Massachusetts on there and is trying to get people in different cities to review/critique bands from their respective areas that are unjustly unsung. Should be a great way to network for folks. Swap shows/CD's...you know. Check it out if you have a band that you think should be heard. J is one of the nicest guys going. Anyway...he's going to post a song of mine on his site soon that won't be on any other release. It's a live performance of a song called "Forever every evening". The recording was done by Chris Fortin at a Flywheel show I did back in December. I wrote that song in tribute to the late Elliott Smith.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

the proclamation


Kevin O'Rourke and me. Photo by henning ohlenbusch Posted by Hello

Yes, as a matter of fact, we are the fucking Proclaimers. OK? Enough.
Been playing some really fun shows lately. Had a great time in Vermont last week with Henning www.schoolforthedead.com and Kevin www.lofine.com. What great songwriters they are. Kevin's voice stops rooms dead. Henning's wit and melody makes the room alive again, in all the right ways. Anne Pinkerton (The Speak) and I are rehearsing for two shows that we're doing as a duo with Lou Barlow. Can't wait. She's such a smart singer. So creative. I finally booked some studio time with Jose Ayerve www.spousemusic.com to record some of my new record. We're starting it in April. Also booked some time with Mark Alan Miller www.slaughterhousestudio.com to do some overdubs/vocals/mixing. Ruth Keating www.idamusic.com and www.themalarkies.com is coming up from NYC to play some drums. Anne will sing. Jose will play. JJ O'Connell will play. Joel Stroetzal www.killswitchengage.com will play. Damn, I might as well stay home. For a complete list of shows I have coming up, and some songs too, please check out this site www.myspace.com/markschwaber1
Jen and I went to Petco on Sunday. We went to get dog food. We left with a recipt that said $94.93 on it. I spoil the hell out of that little guy. This picture will make you understand. How can I not spoil him?


scooter Posted by Hello

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

me vs. nyc


Posted by Hello


Just back from that little, sleepy town called New York. Played a show at the Knitting Factory with Lo Fine. It was a great event. Our dear friends Lori and Matthew have their own poetry press called "Verse Press" and we were performing as part of a nationwide valentine's day party that they were having in celebration of their great new book/compilation CD. Read all about it here : www.versepress.org
The Malarkies (my favorite band), Mark Mulcahy and Jason from Songs;Ohia all played as well. I was really happy for Matthew and Lori, the night seemed to be a complete success.
That being said, I hate NY. Absolutely despise it. I appreciate the fact that it's a microcosm of the world. Every ethnicity living together, working together and eating together. That's great. Sadly, what I feel truly matters in NY is commerce. Plain and unadulterated capitalism at its most rampant (there are monsterous billboards on the Westside Highway that are TV screens playing commercials; that's safe). I don't see the romance, I see the speed. I don't see the kind and caring, I see the self-absorbed and frightened. I don't hear the sweet sounds of bebop or the fire of noise bands and artrock, I hear everything at once. Sirens and horns and cars and cell phoners. I never, ever feel comfortable. As soon as I leave my town for NYC I find myself thinking (sometimes within minutes of departure) of when I can return home.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not some scaredy cat. There are other cities that I love. Boston. Flagstaff. Phoenix. Portland, Maine. I hear Chicago is amazing. I can handle the intimidation of a place of that magnitude. I'd just rather not. Since I have that option, then why should I lie to myself and pretend that it's an important place to me? I won't do that. I hope you love the city, I just don't. Fuck NYC. Go Sox.

Saturday, February 12, 2005

shadows fold


Matt Posted by Hello

Thanks to old friend Matt Bachand of Shadows Fall (www.shadowsfallrocks.com) for giving me all those Ben Folds online only e.p.'s that I've been dying to hear. I've been listening to them non-stop. Jesus, it's metal month for me.

I know jack


Posted by Hello

I just picked up this new documentary by Ken Burns. I am a huge sports fan. Strangely, I knew very little of this man. A true Shakespearian/American tragedy. Glorious and sickening. Sad and enthralling. This is a story that everyone should know.
I also picked up a copy of "Watership Down" by Richard Adams. I can't believe I never read this. In my opinion it's the coolest book title ever. I must have looked like a freak walking out of that store with a book with a bunny on the cover and a DVD with a giant boxer on the front.
The show with Nuclear Waste and The Winterpills at the Apollo was a wonderful time. What a great listening room. I wish I had recorded the show. Peyton Pinkerton (www.furnacerock.com) was borderline mad at me for not doing so. I had a wonderul time playing bass with the NWMC as well...at least until my bass decided to go to bed.
Here's some new stuff:
Friday, March 11th - PACE - Easthamtpon, MA w/Matt Sutton of www.themalarkies.com
Friday, March 18th - Toad - Cambridge, MA w/Kevin O'Rourke + Fancy Trash
Thursday, March 24th - Shakago's - Springfield, MA w/Running with Karma, Lo Fine, Space Captain

Saturday, February 05, 2005

Ida vs. SFTD


Ruth Posted by Hello


Great news. Ruth Keating (www.themalarkies.com) has joined Ida. (www.idamusic.com). Ruth (seated, left)is one of the most amazing drummers on earth and The Malarkies are one of my favorite bands ever. Luckily, I'm stealing her for a couple of days in April to play on my next record. I'm so happy for her.
Went to see School For The Dead last night. I've never heard the Elevens sound so good. They were crystal clear and tight as a drum. I was completely impressed. I think Max is a great bass player but Dave Trenholm stepped right in flawlessly. Read more about this great band here www.schoolforthedead.com
I really hope the Eagles kill the Patriots in the Super Bowl. With the exception of Matt Cullen, Tim Lis and Eric Poulin I pretty much can't stand Pats fans anymore. They sound like Yankee fans.

Friday, February 04, 2005

photo man


two years and thirty minutes Posted by Hello

This is the photo that Henning Ohlenbusch of the great band School For The Dead (
www.schoolforthedead.com) took that I then swiped (with permission) for my CD cover. It's available here:
www.cdbaby.com
www.insound.com
www.pigeonrecords.com
www.nightowlrecords.net

Yes, I just learned how to put pictures on here...expect more, I guess.

Thursday, February 03, 2005

things i've learned


Posted by Hello

We just finished a 4 day jaunt with Spouse. Much fun. Things we learned:
- JJ can't count past 4 (he's a drummer).
- Jose is a racist skinhead. Well, since he's Columbian, gay and part Jewish he's gonna have one hell of a rough ride.
- At 2 in the morning on Thursday night/Friday morning it was 18 below zero in Brunswick, ME. That is just not alot of fun.
- Watching the movie Eurotrip was a very bad idea.
- Playing ping pong against either Jose or Sean Eric is, again, a bad idea.
- When a Mexican fishing boat worker is hammered and babbling to the owners of a Thai restaurant and they're both getting pissed because neither speaks the others language it is best not to get involved.
- When a man named Daryl introduces himself to strangers as "James Earl Jones" you just go right ahead and let him.
- The List Exsists guys are about the sweetest we've met. A great band too.
- There will just never be a winner in the "straight-guy-asks-the-gay-guy-a-question/gay-guy-asks-the-straight-guy-a-question" quiz game. For example, I have no fucking idea what color *puce* is and Jose couldn't have been further from knowing what wedges are in a golf bag.
- Naomi Hamby bought a new apartment in NYC! Congrats!
- Jose is my favorite songwriter. Well, I already knew that, just thought it should be repeated.
- Making JJ laugh is one of my favorite things to do. I miss my real brother like hell. JJ is the only person that I know that helps fill that void.

I also learned that my next record is coming together nicely. Looks like we'll be recording the bulk of it at Night Owl with Jose. Ruth Keating (The Malarkies - Ida), Joel Stroetzal (Killswitch Engage), Flora Reed (The Winterpills), Anne Viebig (The Speak) and JJ are all confirmed for the session. I can't wait. Until then, go to the Apollo Grill on February 10th to see NUCLEAR WASTE MANAGEMENT CLUB, THE WINTERPILLS and little ol' me.